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Last time we sobered up enuf to
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WARNING: IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY THE CREATORS OF THIS SITE THAT YOU PUT DOWN THE BEER CAN AND THE SHOTGUN BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER
Yaa might be a redneck addicted to the world of computers if.......
If yer computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
Ya think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
Someone tells ya they're "locked up" and ya ask if they need bail money.
Ya've ever been too drunk to chat.
Yer screen saver is a confederate flag and plays dixie.
Ya think a harddrive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.
Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
Ya think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.
Ya keep trying to figure out why yer scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
Ya think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
Ya have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
Yer stomach overlaps half of yer keyboard.
Ya try to figure out how to get yer empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
Ya try to turn on yer computer with the remote.
Ya try to figure out how yer floppy disk got hard.
Ya play frisbee with yer CD Rom's
Ya find yerself on the floor looking into yer "A Drive" yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.
When birds fly across yer screen an ya reach for yer shotgun.
Ya put a mousetrap on yer desk
Yer yards full of ol' computers stacked on cinder blocks.
Ya use yer CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
Ya call tech support an ask where ta buy stamps fer yer e-mail.
When ya tern yer computer on ya say "Come OOOOOOON Betsy".
Ya think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat.
Ya think 64 M RAM is a nu big block engine fer yer pickup.
Ya think ICQ is how smert yer computer is.
Someone tellz ya yer computer has a bug an ya reach for the can of Raid.
Ya think a mouse pad iz where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang.
Ya go buy a surfboard to surf the net.
Ya think yer homepage is where ya really live.
Ya give Derections to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
Ya Think MB stands for "More Beer".
Ya wait fer the bluelight special at K-Mart ta buy yer puter.
Ya see the word Download, and take the shells out of yer shotgun.
Ya think the person that made yer keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.
Ya think pushing the delete key will make yer ol' lady disappear.
Ya think CD stands for Cow Dung.
Ya think IBM stands for "Ain't Betsy Marvelous"
Ya think GIF stands fer "Goodie It's Free"
Ya Think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.
Ya see the "shift" key and try ta figure out how ta change gears.
Ya put a quilt over yer screen when a make love to yer ol' lady.
Rednecks have been to this site as of it's launching on April 27, 1998.
Contributors to this page are: Gumby_g, Tweet_One, Cyber_Sniper38 , Grauwolf, KC_CHIEFS_ANGEL, Shop_Fox and Phone Gal, Spartiguss98 of Missouri.
Wez jus so tickled ya dropped in ta see our page, it's gonna be updated weekly so
Ya'll come back now ya hear?
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